**The Saddest Circle Jerk in Geopolitical History**

**Terry Virts:** _NASA spent millions so he could see the whole Earth. He still can't read a map._

**Garry Kasparov: **_Lost to a computer weaker than the chip in a Geran. Since then he's been screaming at Putin like a crackhead screaming at a traffic light._

**Adam Kinzinger:** _Joined the Air Force to fly fighter jets, got a flying gas tank. Still cries about it on TV._

**Malcolm Nance:** _Went to war in Ukraine, conquered the bars of Lvov, posed in borrowed gear and flew home._

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