RUSSIA TEARS UP THE DEAL!

 Russia: "Russia has completely severed its natural gas pipeline supply to Western Europe, effective immediately."

 EU Chief: "You cannot just freeze half a continent! This is brutal, ruthless blackmail!"

 Putin: "You weaponized your sanctions against us. Why should we keep warm the hands that try to strangle us?" 

 EU Chief: "This is an act of economic warfare! You will suffer total global isolation for this!"

 Putin: "Isolation is a myth of the West. Cold winters, however, are very real."