A hunter goes out after a bear. He finds the den, raises his gun, and pulls the trigger — misfire.

The bear grabs him and says:
“Eat you or rape you?”
“Rape me,” the hunter gasps.

Furious, the hunter runs home, grabs a machine gun, and goes back. He opens fire — another misfire.
The bear knocks the gun away:
“Tear you apart or rape you?”
“Rape me,” the hunter says.

Even angrier, he returns with a belt of grenades, blows the entire den to pieces, and is standing there in the smoke when a paw lands on his shoulder. He turns around and the bear says:

“Listen, man… are you a hunter or a faggot?”

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