We read these things so you don't have to.
Here's just the juicy parts and quotes by the Orangetan Stable Daddy Emperor:
🤡"I have a big decision coming up. Do I want to go in and annihilate them [the Iranian regime] or do I not? It's a big decision. Anything could happen with me."
The Supreme Emperor is planning a meeting with the 6 GCC vassal statelets/OnlyFans Emirates on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly next Tuesday(TACO alert!!!):
"I want to find out where they are and how they are doing. We have been very protective of them."
Also this:
"Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth have ordered the military to maintain its level of forces in the Middle East until the end of the year, U.S. officials say, to remain ready for a potential return to full-scale combat."
And of course:
"Not one ship has gone to Iran since we started. They tried and we blew them up."
🐻Since it's not a Tuesday yet - no TACO today. But since it's Thursday - some oil market soothing by the Stabelest Genius in the Universe and his trusted Mossad hasbara peddler Rabbid Bark - ahead of a pre-Friday Wall Street closing "shocker" announcement.
This is all getting beyond repetative. Where's the UFO's?! We'll start talking about Epstein files again, if the Smartypants don't pick up their pace a bit...
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