Trump: “Iran must agree that it will never have a nuclear weapon or bomb. The Strait of Hormuz must be opened immediately, without payment of fees, for unrestricted shipping traffic in both directions. All naval mines (explosives), if there are any, must be neutralized (we have removed, by detonation, many such mines with the help of our wonderful underwater minesweepers. Iran will complete the immediate removal and/or detonation of any remaining mines, which won’t be many!). Ships that were stuck in the strait due to our amazing and unprecedented naval blockade, which will now be lifted, may begin the process of ‘heading home!’ Send my regards (HELLO) to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your beloved president!
The enriched material, sometimes called ‘nuclear dust,’ which is buried deep underground with mountains almost completely collapsed above it as a result of the powerful strike by our B2 bombers eleven months ago, will be extracted from the ground by the United States (it is agreed that we are the only country, along with China, that has the mechanical capability to do this!), in close coordination and cooperation with the Islamic Republic of Iran, together with the International Atomic Energy Agency, and will be destroyed.
No money will change hands until further notice. Agreement has been reached on other matters of far lesser importance. I will now hold a meeting in the Situation Room to make a final decision. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President Donald J. Trump.”